It seems to be between Hillary and Obama for most of us humans out here in America. Today is your lucky day because Street Thunder is going to pick his candidate.
This is a hard choice.
Going Obama on your asses would be a great step in the right direction. This would prove to all those foreigners Amer'can's aren't just gun-totin', young girl/cousin bangin', rednecks but rather bandwagon following liberals who'll vote for the first non-white candidate in order to earn that much admired liberal street cred. Seriously, no offense to Obama but it seems like every white ass liberal arts college student is voting for Obama just to act like they are for the people. Most of these dumb ass muthafuckas don't even know what the fuck Obama is about they just wanna be cool and vote for the black guy to show race really doesn't matter to them. But I wonder who they'd blame if the hubcaps went missing from Air Force One.
On the other hand, we got Hillary. Fuck that! I'm not letting no woman lead my country even if she has sucked presidential cock! No, for serious, Street Thunder has nothing against a bitch, it's just if I'm voting for a female president she better be hot. What guy wants to be a sissy and vote for a girl! EW! I don't care if Obama has no idea what he's doing.
This must be an especially hard decision for all those feminists out there. Do they shun their vagina sharing compadre or do they make the right choice for humanity and steer American social progress towards a new end. Well I'm sure either way they won't mind as long as they don't have to shave their legs and pussies! And both candidates better not forget, ABORTIONS FOR ALL! Whether this be for sluts, hookers, rape victims, ugly girls, or retardos.
Luckily I'm no feminist, though that may come as a surprise, so now comes my pick...
Street Thunder declares...
No one, I don't vote.
Voting is for losers.
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