It seems to be between Hillary and Obama for most of us humans out here in America. Today is your lucky day because Street Thunder is going to pick his candidate.
This is a hard choice.
Going Obama on your asses would be a great step in the right direction. This would prove to all those foreigners Amer'can's aren't just gun-totin', young girl/cousin bangin', rednecks but rather bandwagon following liberals who'll vote for the first non-white candidate in order to earn that much admired liberal street cred. Seriously, no offense to Obama but it seems like every white ass liberal arts college student is voting for Obama just to act like they are for the people. Most of these dumb ass muthafuckas don't even know what the fuck Obama is about they just wanna be cool and vote for the black guy to show race really doesn't matter to them. But I wonder who they'd blame if the hubcaps went missing from Air Force One.
On the other hand, we got Hillary. Fuck that! I'm not letting no woman lead my country even if she has sucked presidential cock! No, for serious, Street Thunder has nothing against a bitch, it's just if I'm voting for a female president she better be hot. What guy wants to be a sissy and vote for a girl! EW! I don't care if Obama has no idea what he's doing.
This must be an especially hard decision for all those feminists out there. Do they shun their vagina sharing compadre or do they make the right choice for humanity and steer American social progress towards a new end. Well I'm sure either way they won't mind as long as they don't have to shave their legs and pussies! And both candidates better not forget, ABORTIONS FOR ALL! Whether this be for sluts, hookers, rape victims, ugly girls, or retardos.
Luckily I'm no feminist, though that may come as a surprise, so now comes my pick...
Street Thunder declares...
No one, I don't vote.
Voting is for losers.
Friday, April 18, 2008
Today...
Ladies, open up your butt cheeks and let's get it cracking!
So, I stumbled on a new website recently...it's called
Asian Street Meat
hmmm...I like how that sounds!
And tastes!
Lemme get a Asian Street Meat Burger, extra raw, the bloodier the better!
So, I stumbled on a new website recently...it's called
Asian Street Meat
hmmm...I like how that sounds!
And tastes!
Lemme get a Asian Street Meat Burger, extra raw, the bloodier the better!
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Things White People Like Fo' Real
You ever read the things that white people like blog?? Its a bunch of hogwash...here's a list of what white people really like...
Forties (Steel Reserve)
Dutchmasters (Grape or Vanilla)
Asian girls with tight little vaginas and slutty tendencies
Underground Rap
Spanish girls with big butts, big brains, and even bigger hearts
Talking about busting shots...onto girls faces
Coming up with terms for boobs (taters, chimichongas, gangas...)
Bang Bus and Dirty Latina Maids
Getting blacked out drunk
Dancehall Reggae
oh wait...this is what Street Thunder likes!
Forties (Steel Reserve)
Dutchmasters (Grape or Vanilla)
Asian girls with tight little vaginas and slutty tendencies
Underground Rap
Spanish girls with big butts, big brains, and even bigger hearts
Talking about busting shots...onto girls faces
Coming up with terms for boobs (taters, chimichongas, gangas...)
Bang Bus and Dirty Latina Maids
Getting blacked out drunk
Dancehall Reggae
oh wait...this is what Street Thunder likes!
It's Been A Long Time Coming
Greetings citizens....
Sorry for the lack of updates...
Soon there will be so much vulgarity that a fist in a woman's baby hole will be about as shocking as a hug between two good friends...
Or a hooker's 'gina will smell as pretty as a dandelion on the first day of spring...
For now...
Just remember every time virgin's butthole cherry gets popped an angel gets its wings
Sorry for the lack of updates...
Soon there will be so much vulgarity that a fist in a woman's baby hole will be about as shocking as a hug between two good friends...
Or a hooker's 'gina will smell as pretty as a dandelion on the first day of spring...
For now...
Just remember every time virgin's butthole cherry gets popped an angel gets its wings
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Today's Smart Shit From My Butt To Your Ears
On writing...
Writing must strive to rid itself of all phonological connotations and dependencies in order to be a separate entity distinguishable from its spoken counterpart. Once the sounds and formations of words take precedence over the inherent meanings of symbols writing is no longer writing but a written verbal expression, a rather innacurate representation of a spoken communication.
A true written poetry will not rely on wordly mellifluity, alliteration, or cadence, but rather the subconscious mellifluity of progression of ideas, the alliterations of similar concepts paraded in unison for maximum effect, and the true cadence that results from transitions of disparate ideas.
Writing must strive to rid itself of all phonological connotations and dependencies in order to be a separate entity distinguishable from its spoken counterpart. Once the sounds and formations of words take precedence over the inherent meanings of symbols writing is no longer writing but a written verbal expression, a rather innacurate representation of a spoken communication.
A true written poetry will not rely on wordly mellifluity, alliteration, or cadence, but rather the subconscious mellifluity of progression of ideas, the alliterations of similar concepts paraded in unison for maximum effect, and the true cadence that results from transitions of disparate ideas.
Letters To The Editor
Yo son,
Yo fo' real what is up wit the news? They always be talkin' bout people dyin' n shit, but only certain types of people.
There's people dyin' everyday and don't nobody write shit about them. Who the fuck cares about some middle-class bitch whose jealous husband killed her for insurance money while overseas our country kills mad people everyday and mad little kids is starving and shit in the third world.
I don't give a fuck about most the muthafuckas reported in the news, we gonna replace them anyway with someone else and the same ass story. We just get fed the same shit about the same types of victims over and over again.
And you know what? We forget that shit a week later, but we ain't never gonna forget all the real shit that goes down cuz we never heard it in the first place.
Sincerely,
Sir Lord Wesley Wellington
Yo fo' real what is up wit the news? They always be talkin' bout people dyin' n shit, but only certain types of people.
There's people dyin' everyday and don't nobody write shit about them. Who the fuck cares about some middle-class bitch whose jealous husband killed her for insurance money while overseas our country kills mad people everyday and mad little kids is starving and shit in the third world.
I don't give a fuck about most the muthafuckas reported in the news, we gonna replace them anyway with someone else and the same ass story. We just get fed the same shit about the same types of victims over and over again.
And you know what? We forget that shit a week later, but we ain't never gonna forget all the real shit that goes down cuz we never heard it in the first place.
Sincerely,
Sir Lord Wesley Wellington
Abortions...
I'm all for abortions, if you know what I'm sayin'!
But let me ask a simple question, how come so many tree-hugging, no fur wearing, non-animal product eating hippies are pro-choice?
These anti-everythings won't eat eggs but will hard-boil a fetus any day of the week.
So, seriously what's the deal?
But let me ask a simple question, how come so many tree-hugging, no fur wearing, non-animal product eating hippies are pro-choice?
These anti-everythings won't eat eggs but will hard-boil a fetus any day of the week.
So, seriously what's the deal?
Saturday, April 5, 2008
Today's Dancehall Comments
In Jamaica dances and accompanying songs spring up almost simultaneously. Often a dance will gain popularity before a song but just as often songs will promote a dance. A few popular dances of the past couple of years:
Tek Wey Yuh Self
Hot Fuk
and obviously,
Dutty Wine
Many artists will devote songs to a single dance but often one song will prevail over the others and become the "official" track. For example, Tony Matterhorn's "Dutty Wine."
The Dutty Wine was such a hit that it spawned urban legends; stories of women who died trying to perform the maneuvers. These urban legends even prompted an ad agency to develop a commercial which featured women in an emergency room suffering from neck injuries after attempting a strikingly similar move. (Sorry, I can't remember the ad I only saw it once but it was for a big company...maybe a soft drink?) You can also find 1000's of videos on youtube of amateurs practicing this move as well as a multitude of "Dutty Wine Gone Wrong" videos of young woman busting their asses.
For more information, get your ass down to Jamaica or into the club. Or for the time being check out "Dutty Fridaze" videos on Youtube.
Dutty Fridaze is a weekly party in Jamaica hosted by the prominent selector Tony Matterhorn... More about these parties in weeks to come...
also see Weddy Wednesdays
or
Passa Passa
http://www.jamaicaobserver.com/lifestyle/html/20031120T210000-0500_51896_OBS_THE__PASSA_PASSA__PHENOMENON.asp
Tek Wey Yuh Self
Hot Fuk
and obviously,
Dutty Wine
Many artists will devote songs to a single dance but often one song will prevail over the others and become the "official" track. For example, Tony Matterhorn's "Dutty Wine."
The Dutty Wine was such a hit that it spawned urban legends; stories of women who died trying to perform the maneuvers. These urban legends even prompted an ad agency to develop a commercial which featured women in an emergency room suffering from neck injuries after attempting a strikingly similar move. (Sorry, I can't remember the ad I only saw it once but it was for a big company...maybe a soft drink?) You can also find 1000's of videos on youtube of amateurs practicing this move as well as a multitude of "Dutty Wine Gone Wrong" videos of young woman busting their asses.
For more information, get your ass down to Jamaica or into the club. Or for the time being check out "Dutty Fridaze" videos on Youtube.
Dutty Fridaze is a weekly party in Jamaica hosted by the prominent selector Tony Matterhorn... More about these parties in weeks to come...
also see Weddy Wednesdays
or
Passa Passa
http://www.jamaicaobserver.com/lifestyle/html/20031120T210000-0500_51896_OBS_THE__PASSA_PASSA__PHENOMENON.asp
People Talk A Lotta Gabbage and Smack
As I have grown and matured there is one profound piece of knowledge that I stumbled upon which had drastically shaped my world view: most people talk out they ass and many people say exactly the opposite of what they truly believe.
There are many reasons for this, for example, sometimes I find myself falling into this vortex of lies.
"So, Street Thunder what are you going to do about that girl?"
"Well, basically I'm just going to be honest, I'll tell her whatever she decides I'll be there for her as a friend. Her friendship would mean a lot to me and then we are both winners!"
"Wow, Street Thunder, you are a true gentleman"
"Yeah, I mean, I just respect her a lot, she is a really great person"
Now let's get to the bottom of things. What was really being said?
"So, Street Thunder, are you gonna keep tryin' to get in dem panties?"
"Hell yeah, But she's not even gonna know what hit her because I'm gonna play the nice guy role, get her liqoured up and then apply smash tactics with extreme prejudice! POW! She is going down, I will destroy her!"
"Yeah son, get all up in dat!"
"Oh yeah, I been trying to tap that for years, she is a sex pot! DAMN! I'd like to take a bite of dat ass! YOWZA!"
Obviously, initially I was trying to convince myself of my gentlemanly nature and truly believe that I can have a platonic relationship with a beautiful respectable woman. I want to be convinced that I can handle the rejection of my advances and accept the agony of defeat.
But it isn't just men who fall victim to such circumlocutions. Woman too will try to hide their true intentions, wrap themselves in a thin veil of empty words, and embrace an innocence long lost.
"Well, Street Thunder, I'm a little uncomfortable right now. I should've told you before we went out tonight that I kinda have a boyfriend"
"Oh, don't worry, I already knew. Just relax, I'm not mad"
"I just don't feel right doing this, I'm sorry."
"Its OK, I understand. Would you like something to drink?"
Hmmm, an interesting situation. Late night after the bar, I have found myself seated on the couch across from a sexy lady; a familiar dilemma adorned in oddly chosen words. I wonder what we were really saying?
"Yo, Street Thunder, my pussy is so wet I just wanna get railed. I might even let you tear up my sweet virgin asshole. Damn, I knew this was gonna happen!"
"Oh, soon enough, I'm just gonna get you a lil' more horny. Prepare for the attack!"
"I think my vagina is talking, its saying I am hungry for cock!"
"Woman, you didn't know I speak pussy talk? A little more vodka and it'll hurt a lot less, I'm gonna learn you holes you didn't even know you had!"
Needless to say less than two minutes after these words were spoken our tongues were engaged in hand to hand combat and my fingers were bravely creeping into no man's land. Again, this was another examples of a person saying what they wanted to believe. The mouth says one thing and the crotch says another.
It is not only sexual situations in which people speak out they ass, but these occurrences are the most frequent. I have learned to trust not what I say or what a woman says to me but rather trust my carnal instincts. So people, my piece of advice today is don't trust the words that fall out of people's mouths, but rather follow your heart and this will lead you to the promised land.
There are many reasons for this, for example, sometimes I find myself falling into this vortex of lies.
"So, Street Thunder what are you going to do about that girl?"
"Well, basically I'm just going to be honest, I'll tell her whatever she decides I'll be there for her as a friend. Her friendship would mean a lot to me and then we are both winners!"
"Wow, Street Thunder, you are a true gentleman"
"Yeah, I mean, I just respect her a lot, she is a really great person"
Now let's get to the bottom of things. What was really being said?
"So, Street Thunder, are you gonna keep tryin' to get in dem panties?"
"Hell yeah, But she's not even gonna know what hit her because I'm gonna play the nice guy role, get her liqoured up and then apply smash tactics with extreme prejudice! POW! She is going down, I will destroy her!"
"Yeah son, get all up in dat!"
"Oh yeah, I been trying to tap that for years, she is a sex pot! DAMN! I'd like to take a bite of dat ass! YOWZA!"
Obviously, initially I was trying to convince myself of my gentlemanly nature and truly believe that I can have a platonic relationship with a beautiful respectable woman. I want to be convinced that I can handle the rejection of my advances and accept the agony of defeat.
But it isn't just men who fall victim to such circumlocutions. Woman too will try to hide their true intentions, wrap themselves in a thin veil of empty words, and embrace an innocence long lost.
"Well, Street Thunder, I'm a little uncomfortable right now. I should've told you before we went out tonight that I kinda have a boyfriend"
"Oh, don't worry, I already knew. Just relax, I'm not mad"
"I just don't feel right doing this, I'm sorry."
"Its OK, I understand. Would you like something to drink?"
Hmmm, an interesting situation. Late night after the bar, I have found myself seated on the couch across from a sexy lady; a familiar dilemma adorned in oddly chosen words. I wonder what we were really saying?
"Yo, Street Thunder, my pussy is so wet I just wanna get railed. I might even let you tear up my sweet virgin asshole. Damn, I knew this was gonna happen!"
"Oh, soon enough, I'm just gonna get you a lil' more horny. Prepare for the attack!"
"I think my vagina is talking, its saying I am hungry for cock!"
"Woman, you didn't know I speak pussy talk? A little more vodka and it'll hurt a lot less, I'm gonna learn you holes you didn't even know you had!"
Needless to say less than two minutes after these words were spoken our tongues were engaged in hand to hand combat and my fingers were bravely creeping into no man's land. Again, this was another examples of a person saying what they wanted to believe. The mouth says one thing and the crotch says another.
It is not only sexual situations in which people speak out they ass, but these occurrences are the most frequent. I have learned to trust not what I say or what a woman says to me but rather trust my carnal instincts. So people, my piece of advice today is don't trust the words that fall out of people's mouths, but rather follow your heart and this will lead you to the promised land.
Friday, April 4, 2008
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Today's Phrase
Titty Ass
Wussy, ill-mannered, or corny
eg. Yo, don't be a titty ass bitch! Drink that shit!
eg. That is some titty ass shit, why wouldn't she let you put it in her butt?
eg. Those are some titty ass beats, I can imagine Paris Hilton rapping over them.
see Punk Panty Bitch
Wussy, ill-mannered, or corny
eg. Yo, don't be a titty ass bitch! Drink that shit!
eg. That is some titty ass shit, why wouldn't she let you put it in her butt?
eg. Those are some titty ass beats, I can imagine Paris Hilton rapping over them.
see Punk Panty Bitch
Ros Sereysothea
Ros Sereysothea is my new favorite Cambodian singer...
check out:
http://thecoleranch.com/rossereysothea.html
She spits that hot shit
check out:
http://thecoleranch.com/rossereysothea.html
She spits that hot shit
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
One day...
One day I wanna be able to bring a beautiful, vivacious, caring, kind, and intelligent woman home to my parents and be like, "Mom, Dad, this is my fiancé...SHE CAN DUNK!"
And then she'll run up from behind me I'll alley-oop a basketball to her and she'll two handed jam on our driveway basket and rip the rim off.
A man can dream...
And then she'll run up from behind me I'll alley-oop a basketball to her and she'll two handed jam on our driveway basket and rip the rim off.
A man can dream...
Today's Words
Punk Panty Bitch
A punk panty bitch is basically the vulgar term for lame partier or party pooper
e.g. Help me chug this vodka you punk panty bitch!
e.g. Oh, don't be a punk panty bitch, stop crying , you already knew your girl was a whore, let's go take some shots and run up in some ho's.
Vag Count (pronounced VAJ)
How many vaginas are in a certain place at a specified time
see related: Vag to Dude Ratio
Smash Tactics
Any strategic moves applied in order to get up in that.
A punk panty bitch is basically the vulgar term for lame partier or party pooper
e.g. Help me chug this vodka you punk panty bitch!
e.g. Oh, don't be a punk panty bitch, stop crying , you already knew your girl was a whore, let's go take some shots and run up in some ho's.
Vag Count (pronounced VAJ)
How many vaginas are in a certain place at a specified time
see related: Vag to Dude Ratio
Smash Tactics
Any strategic moves applied in order to get up in that.
What Comes After The Lightning...
What comes after the lightning?
The thunder
What comes after the Street Thunder?
The ladies
What comes after the ladies?
The Street Thunder again, and onto the ladies' faces
Greetings you pussyhole bombaclaats, not much going on today so just take a moment to sit back and relax. Reflect on your life and just ask yourself, "What could I do with a girl who had two vaginas? Or a dude with two dicks?" The possibilities are endless...
The thunder
What comes after the Street Thunder?
The ladies
What comes after the ladies?
The Street Thunder again, and onto the ladies' faces
Greetings you pussyhole bombaclaats, not much going on today so just take a moment to sit back and relax. Reflect on your life and just ask yourself, "What could I do with a girl who had two vaginas? Or a dude with two dicks?" The possibilities are endless...
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