Wednesday, January 28, 2009

New Comedian: Anthony Jeselnik

No better way to open your act than with a Brady Bunch AIDS joke.

Booger, Booger, and Fartybutt

Carlton Singing Mr. Lonely

I remembered this being funnier...

How to B-Boy

I wish I had gotten this when I was a kid.


Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Back in the days...

Takin' it back...

Boyz II Men

Remember how Boyz II Men used to have everything on lock? It seemed like every new video was a huge event and pretty much each single hit number one.

Whatever happened to groups that could actually sing?

Thursday, January 15, 2009

New Dancehall

Ole Geezer Riddim

Here's the Wayne Wonder version...

Check out the mixes on youtube, the riddim also features Vybz Kartel and Beenie Man among others. Be sure to check out the Timberlee version.

Garage Freestyle

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Fuck Homeless People

I hate homeless people.

They stink, they ask me for change, and they just sit around staring at nothing.

Every time I go to my local Starbucks these dirty, hairy, sacks of shit take up tables that could be used by customers that contribute to society.

Why don't these idiots do something? I understand they may be mentally ill, if that's the case lock 'em away, they're threats to society. But in most cases I feel as though these scumbags are just losers who failed in life. Now, instead of trying to right themselves, they'd rather sit with their arms crossed stewing in their own disgusting juices and odors.

Why not read a book? Pick up discarded cans? Use a magnifying glass to try and find secret number patterns in phonebooks?

Many other bums do these hobo-ly activities, and I respect them. Can anyone expect sympathy or compassion when they contribute to society as much as my butthole? All my butthole does is sit patiently and stink.

Until these pieces of shit decide do something I say, fuck 'em

Friday, January 9, 2009

Illinois Governor


Illinois Governor Blagojevich just got impeached and I have to say I love this press conference. There's no better way to project innocence and benevolence than wheeling in a cripple, a couple retarded kids, and some minorities for that photo-op. (check out the dead kid on the right)