Letters To The Editor

Yo son,

Yo fo' real what is up wit the news? They always be talkin' bout people dyin' n shit, but only certain types of people.

There's people dyin' everyday and don't nobody write shit about them. Who the fuck cares about some middle-class bitch whose jealous husband killed her for insurance money while overseas our country kills mad people everyday and mad little kids is starving and shit in the third world.

I don't give a fuck about most the muthafuckas reported in the news, we gonna replace them anyway with someone else and the same ass story. We just get fed the same shit about the same types of victims over and over again.

And you know what? We forget that shit a week later, but we ain't never gonna forget all the real shit that goes down cuz we never heard it in the first place.

Sincerely,

Sir Lord Wesley Wellington