Thursday, September 25, 2008

Square Dance: Jamaican Style

Square dancing seems to be the new thing in Jamaica....

Square Dance Riddim one was released earlier this summer and features Beenie Man, Vybz Kartel, Sizzla, and Mad Cobra.

A second Square Dance Riddim has been released and features such dancehall stalwarts as Elephant Man and Mr. Vegas.

Check out the free downloads at this blog:

http://dancehallzone.blogspot.com/

Saturday, September 20, 2008

JOKE

So this lady holding a baby walks onto a bus . Immediately the bus driver turns to her and says, "goddamn thats an ugly baby!" The woman is obviously offended and she storms to the back of the bus where she sits next to an old man. She says to him, "I can't believe that! That bus driver just said the rudest thing ever to me!" The man looks at her sympathetically noticing the anger in her eyes and responds, "well, you better go up there and say something, don't worry I'll keep an eye on your pet monkey."

What Was That? Lightning?

Uh oh here comes the thunder....

First off why do people like babies so much?

Street Thunder hates them. But you may ask, how can Street Thunder hate babies wasn't he a baby?

You stupid human, Street Thunder was born 90% man and 10% lightning. I was potty trained in the womb, and my womb was a bolt of lightning.