What's Up With Porno These days?

What ever happened to the days when porno was about pizza delivery guys, schoolgirls, or rampaging prostitutes? Normal porn. Tender love scenes depicting sex-starved librarians or repressed religious figures embracing their sudden lustful outbursts. Intricate plots, classic dialogue, fun and educationsal, these pornos provided a healthy outlet for millions of teenagers and adults alike.

Porno in the Reality TV Age is about dirty latina maids, asian street meat, and MILF's. Women plucked off the street; amateurs who know nothing about the art. Degraded and humiliated, these women become simple objects of desire; often covered in semen. Real Bangkok whores look at me with hungry eyes, drunken college girls stare blankly through me, and sometimes a poor immigrant will even cry at my feet. Reality porn. Simulated real humiliation and degradation; emotional baggage on display. Drunk college ho's, abused women, and duped girlfriends stripping for their boyfriends; all for my viewing pleasure and at my fingertips.

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Eminem Prank Calls LL Cool J

A heart felt moment on Tony Touch's Sirius Radio show when Eminem prank calls LL Cool J. What begins as a simple world re-knowned rapper pretending to be a fan of a self proclaimed Greatest of All Time prank call becomes a sweet game of name that tune in which the former performs memorable parts of raps by the latter. The caller then reveals himself to be Eminem; he professes his career-long admiration of LL. Then the two rappers tenderly embrace and much respect is given.

A massive Shout-out to Corky from Life Goes On

I never really had too much respect for Corky on Life Goes On; I mean how hard is it to play a character that's retarded? I respect the fact that the man got himself onto a very successful and respected primetime sitcom. But seriously, where's Corky now? I haven't heard anything from him in years. Supposedly he has a band but I haven't heard any of its songs; it must not be that successful. What a loser!

But recently I realized I'd respect Corky if he could flow.

Youtube delivered.

Although it wasn't exactly what I expected, or hoped for, I still gotta give respect where its due.

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Today's Question

Why do we spend so much money on retarded people when we can spend that money on people who aren't retarded?

Good movies

Here are a couple semi-autobiographical male director young adulthood movies that I seen:

I Vitelloni directed by Federico Fellini (Italian, 1953)

Good story about a handful of friends in their late 20's who can't seem to escape the small seaside town that they grew up in. They drink, they smoke, and they womanize, but one ends up marrying another one's sister. Things get hectic when this newly married man can't give up his old habits.

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Mean Streets directed by Martin Scorcese

Heartwarming tale of some wannabe big-time small time crooks that dwell in the underbelly of early 1970's NYC. Harvey Keitel falls head over heels for the cousin of gamble-aholic Robert De Niro. Tensions escalate when De Niro's character, who owes mad money to another guy in the crew, begins to get out of hand.

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Here's some knowledge fo' yo ass

"To speak means to be in a position to use a certain syntax, to grasp the morphology of this and that language, but it means above all to assume a culture, to support the weight of a civilization."

"A man who has a language consequently posses the world expressed and implied by that language"

Franz Fanon

Fo' rell...

Question For Potential Girlfriend

If you are on a date a fancy restaurant and a fly lands on your meal, what do you do?

A) Call the waiter, complain, and demand a new meal
B) Shoo the fly away then continue eating
C) Act like nothing happened
D) Have sex with me

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