People Who Aren't Christian But Put Up Christmas Trees

What's up with people who aren't Christian but put up Christmas trees and celebrate Christmas like it was the birth of their savior.

Christmas is not an American holiday. Jesus was not American.

Jesus didn't save my people's collective ass. I'm not celebrating anything.

It's not my holiday, it's not a holiday for billions of people in this world. You don't see me celebrating Bastille day.

And Cinco de Mayo is an exception. Everyone should be happy that the Mexicans won whatever stand-off that was and eventually gained independence.

Every year same shit, people wishing me Happy Holidays on Christmas. I don't give a shit about Christmas; being nice to people one day out of the year.

Why can't everyday be Christmas?

People giving each other presents, decorating their front lawns with crazy lights, and volunteering at soup kitchens year-round.

I'll chug the nog, I'll take advantage mistle toe, and I'll get really fucked up with all my friends that celebrate Christmas but you'll never see a Christmas tree in my house. Unless I marry a Christian, but then I'm putting a big ass American flag on top of that big fragrant fire hazard.

One last thing, for the record I think Jesus is a wuss.

Today's Question for Consumption

Why do lesbians dress like men?

Me and lesbians have some fundamental similarities, including but not limited to the fact that we all love T & A and want to fill vagina holes. We love the ladies. Fat chicks, skinny chicks, sluts, prudes, asians, latina, or all of the above, but for some reason many lesbians prefer their partner to be as butt ugly as possible. I have seen so many man-looking lesbians I don't even know what to think.

And I am talking about lesbians, not women who prefer women. Lesbians are self-proclaimed and fit into lesbian culture; as we all know, every woman would hook up with chicks under the right circumstances (spring break, frat parties, strip poker, any situation with alcohol etc.) so "regular" women are not considered in this argument.

Why do lesbians prefer their partners to be butch? I prefer my women to be sexy, in shape, clean shaven, wearing pants that fit, no dirt under the fingernails, nice smelling and not fat, but it seems like lesbians have totally different priorities.

Damn, I'm happy I'm not a lesbian.

Hip Hop

This is hip hop when I grew up.