2nd Amendment

If legislation makes you horny check out the Supreme Court's ruling that the 2nd Amendment guarantees the right of individual citizens to bear arms. It's some hot shit.

I especially got turned on by the discussion of the phrase "bear arms." Apparently some dissenting losers argues that "bear arms" refers specifically to members of a militia. But then my man Justice Scalia was like "bear arms" must not exclusively refer to members of a militia because, basically, it can be followed by the phrase "for the purpose of hunting game." By this point my vagina was already wet, but then he was like, so if "bear arms" was strictly referring to the use of arms in a militia then the phrase "right to bear arms for the purpose of hunting game" is ungrammatical because contradictory qualifying phrases don't exist; this almost made me cream my pants! By that point I was exhausted so I didn't read the next 120+ pages, but you can check it out yourself.

Cuddle up with your girl, light some candles, bring out a bottle of fine wine and read all about the 2nd amendment. And if you really wanna get freaky read the accompanying Linguist briefs in which they prove the meanings of the various words included in the original Amendment.

Enjoy!

Baby Flying

Some of you may have already seen this.

Let's say you were into abusing babies...

What would be the best way to satiate this voracious hunger for infant suffering?

Have your friend film you launching a baby off of an air pillow and then post the video on youtube for the world to see!

On women

Women...


What're you gonna do?

You can't beat 'em with sticks.

Reggaeton Fight

http://www.impre.com/eldiariony/espectaculos/musica/2008/7/1/repudian-pelea-de-reguetoneros-64652-1.html


They always blame it on the music....