Today's Dirty AIM Log

The names have been changed to protect the innocent:


Hillary Clinton: i wouldnt have done it if i werent drunk thats for sure
Hillary Clinton: yea im an idiot
Barack Obama: hahahahah
Hillary Clinton: i shoulda let him put it in my butt
Barack Obama: you werehungry
Barack Obama: you should!
Hillary Clinton: lol
Barack Obama: butt sex is safe
Barack Obama: but it takes a while to stretch out the butthole enough where tis comfortable
Hillary Clinton: yea im not into it
Barack Obama: BUUUUUUTT SEEEEEEx
Barack Obama: yeah yeah yeah
Barack Obama: i like petite girls so its not really an option
Barack Obama: they could die!
Hillary Clinton: lol
Hillary Clinton: ew
Barack Obama: fire in the hole!
Barack Obama: ew what?
Hillary Clinton: i just makes me want to poop
Barack Obama: exactly ...i feel bad for a bitch
Hillary Clinton: and people get too aggressive
Barack Obama: yeah and then they stick their dick in your mouth!
Hillary Clinton: your mouth maybe
Hillary Clinton: i hope no one else is reading this Barack
Hillary Clinton: you butthole
Barack Obama: no thats what you gotta do!
Barack Obama: if you bang a girl in the butt you gotta put it in her mouth! its only logical!
Barack Obama: im gonna post it on my blog
Hillary Clinton: haha
Hillary Clinton: good
Hillary Clinton: no dont
Barack Obama:ha ha!
Barack Obama: ill use different names
Hillary Clinton: not about what i did last night...other stuff i dont care