Monday, September 14, 2009

At Least Kanye Didn't Kick Her In The Cooter

WTF Ya'll heard about Kanye West's most recent antics at the VMA awards!?

How Kanye stormed the stage during some girl's acceptance speech and totally ruined her moment???? OMG!!

There has been a huge backlash against Kanye, incited by such entertainment heavyweights as Pink, Kate Perry, and some guy from some band that sucks, perhaps Good Charlotte, as everyone and their mother is sounding off at the star for his disrespectful behavior.

Check what Kelly Clarkson has to say:

What happened to you as a child?? Did you not get hugged enough?? Something must have happened to make you this way and I think we're all just curious as to what would make a grown man go on national television and make a talented artist, let alone teenager, feel like sh*t


Oh Snap!

But Kelly did you really have to go there? What if Kanye had actually been abused as a little boy, suffering traumatic experiences which created psychological scars that contribute to his emotional instability in such a way that outbursts like this particular display of narcissistic disregard for the emotions of another human being are inevitable?

Kelly Clarkson I thought better of you.

On the other hand...

I think Kanye is pretty awesome. That was some funny shit.

Seriously, who hasn't had a moment wrecked by a drunk man. Weddings? Graduation Parties? Funerals? Always at such emotional events people dabble in the spirits a little too deeply and incite sleeping demons.

What would a Bat Mitzvah be without a drunk uncle dipping his balls in the gefilte fish?

But when this happens, at say Cousin Crystal's backyard wedding, you just pull the bridesmaid top back on, lead her to her seat and get her a glass of water.

The next morning, water under the bridge!

My attitude is, at least Kanye was drinkin Hennessey and not Steel Reserve, or that girl might be dead.

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